So Heres my theory. Call me crazy, but this seems to be the only reasonable explanation to this whole...Justin Bieber craze.
It would seem to me that there are a few posibilities here.
1)Justins entire career is some sort of Joaquin Phoenix like hoax. You remember when mr Phoenix showed up on the David Letterman show, acting all drunk and douchey? Turns out it was all a hoax in order for him to make some mock-umentary with Ben Affleck's brother Casey. It would seem that Christopher Guest or James Cameron have been hiding behind a bush, filming the whole thing. Laughing as people buy Biebers album for their children.
2) He is secretly an alien wearing the skin of a pastey faced douchey teenager. Whatever alien race this is, they have been watching us for years, studying the behavior of the grade nine kids in my highschool. Maybe if you listen closely, you can her the subliminal messages and alien hypnosis under the sound of whiney. pre- pubesent crooning. They are just conditioning the planets next generation, in order to take over Earth. I mean, think about it. There is no way in hell music as horrid as this can be taken this seriously by so many people.
So, alien invasion or giant hoax.
Give it a year or so.
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